Hi! Claude again!
Remember how I told you about my cousin when I was fifteen?
Well, the year after that, I killed this kid, Louie. Bashed his head in with my "Louisville Slugger!"
Ha ha ha . . .I got away with it! But, I gotta apologize to Louie . . .I'm sorry, Louie."

Bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger
Bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger

Verse 1:
I knew this muthafucka named Louie
Every day tha nigga talked shit, but today he tried to do me
He rolled down my block with a pistol and a stare
A black khaki suit and dookie braids in his hair
Tha muthafucka thinks I'm slippin'
But I got my gat, and a bat, and a 40 and I'm sippin'
Waitin' for tha fool to get outta his car
Tha stupid muthafucka thinks I'm a star but I'm not
I'm tha type to kicka nigga's ass fast,
Eazy-E's a nigga that will blast
Hold up, wait, tha nigga started to load his gat,
I grabbed my bat, and ran around tha back, yo
He's at my window, thinkin' I'm playin' Nintendo
But tha stupid nigga don't know I'm behind him, so
He dropped tha gat like a stupid muthaphukka
So I bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger
Bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger . . . etc.
I knew this bitch named Peaches
She always wanted me to fuck her trampy ass on beaches
But phukks said, yo, Peaches be fuckin around with me instead of
fuckin her man,
She's buck naked with my dick in her hand, yo
As soon as Peaches started suckin'
I saw this muthafuckin
Nigga behind my car and he was duckin'
So I told tha bitch to hold on
You stupid bitch put your muthafackin clothes on
I wondered "Is this nigga tryin' to jack me?"
Cause I ain't got my gat with me, shit
Tha nigga started runnin' up fast,
I thought he was gonna blast, so I hid behind her ass
She started hollerin out "Wait!"
I decked her in tha face but tha punk nigga pulled out mace
He asked tha stupid ass bitch did I mug her

Chorus:
So I bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger

Verse 2:
I'm a muthafuckin psycho, and I don't give a fuck about 'em
I'll kill a nigga cut off his dick so you know I got him
Cut his vein, ate his brain, left tha nigga for dead
Now there's a gallon of blood drippin' from under his bead
"Oh, no, what happened to my lover?"
Bitch, I bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger
Bitch tried to call tha cops, fuck that
I gotta check tha hood rat with my muthafuckin bat
'Cause I ain't doin' 10 in tha pen for a bitch and her dead ass
boyfriend, So now I gotta kill tha ho, I'm reachin' for my weapon slow
That's when I notice this nigga standin' by tha door
Tha little nigga said "Don't kill my mother!"

Chorus:
So I bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger